Love Island Asks: Do You Want Fries With That?

A new euphemism for sex acts has entered the Villa. “Hello, I am Mystic Iain,” narrator Iain Stirling said on Sunday’s episode of Love Island USA, “and I foresee that in approximately 30 seconds, millions of Americans will google ‘French fries sex?’” Well here’s that handy-dandy search result for you. Emphasis on the handy.

It started when Trinity started the morning with a pertinent question: “Which one of youse was doing French fries?” She added that it was “too wet” to be just kissing. So we know it’s more than kissing. Gleaning from context clues, French fries is season 8’s code for hand and/or mouth stuff. It’s not a full meal, so to speak. Just a side of fries. 

So who got a some fries with their shake? Kenzie and Corbin. “I was definitely getting some French fries. Feeling good,” she said in a confessional. “We were probably doing a bit much honestly but I feel a strong connection with Corbin. We probably got a little bit carried away.” With Casa Amor coming up, seems like a lot of people may be getting fries for the table.