Which Miley ‘Bass Persuades’ Song Are You, According to Your Zodiac Sign?
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· CosmopolitanMiley Cyrus’s tenth album Bass Persuades dropped September 18, and it's Miley like we've never heard her—no last name, no country roots, just 37 minutes of fast, punchy, nightlife pop. It’s the type of studio album that's practically begging to be played in a gay club—just look at the “Bass Persuades” music video! It's giving night scene with a dash of surprising love story. The whole project is a reintroduction to who Miley is when nobody's telling her who to be, and I have a feeling the girls are going to run those streams all the way up.
Keep in that Miley is a Sagittarius—specifically one born right on the Scorpio cusp—so it explains how this record can go from euphoric to aching in a single breath. If that feels aligned with you, there’s truly so much more where that came from in the 10 tracks. Keep reading to see which one best identifies with your zodiac sign. And yes, a few will overlap, but I promise it all makes sense.
Aries
"Bass Persuades"
It's the opening track and it wastes zero time: "Let's surrender to the night, put our bodies close together." No overthinking, no easing in, just go. That's you—three drinks and one decision ahead of everyone else on the floor.
Taurus
"Neon Signs" (feat. Andrew Wyatt)
"I shave my legs when I put on lotion…the smell of tangerine, a little bittersweet." Taurus loves in texture and scent, not concepts—you're Venus-ruled and all about the body. You've always known that wanting someone starts with your senses, not your head.
Gemini
"Aftermath"
Nobody gives Gemini enough credit for how sensitive you are, mostly because you don't show it until it's over. The whole song is mirrors reflecting mirrors, and you're in on the joke—able to narrate the heartbreak while it's still happening. “I’m sick of poets and being profound.” You grieve in full sentences.
Cancer
"Snow"
"We shouldn't be in Kyoto—we've never been here before." Cancer's the sign of home, so ending up across the world with someone means you liked them enough to leave the shell. Adorable, fluffy, permanently attached—own it.
Leo
"Neon Signs" (feat. Andrew Wyatt)
The "I'm sexy and I know it" anthem of the album, and obviously yours. Leo doesn't perform confidence—you just have it, lit up on purpose like a sign you can see from the street. You've never once needed the lights off.
Virgo
"Bass Persuades Remixx"
Giving the mutable earth sign the remix is a choice, but hear me out: you're glowing up. You've spent this year clocking who's been draining your energy and quietly redirecting it toward yourself. Same song as everyone else—you're just finally playing it at full volume. “Walk into the party like the party is mine.” Be the hot girl of fall.
Libra
"Let's Get Married"
"What did I do to deserve you? Let's get married tonight." Libra's the lover of the zodiac, and unlike Taurus, who receives love, you go out and get it. This is you having already pictured the entire wedding and simply informing your person it's happening.
Scorpio
"Different Religion" (feat. Model/Actriz)
"I've got my own God—my God's a hot boy." Scorpio doesn't build a private religion out of theory; you build it out of want, because the sacred and the sensual were never separate for you. You've always had your own God—you just don't tell people what he looks like.
Sagittarius
"REDLIGHTS"
"Been free like birds, got wild like white horses in the night." Tell me Miley's a Sagittarius without telling me she's a Sagittarius (it's literally her sign). For you, freedom and romance are the same thing—love with the adrenaline still in it, someone in the passenger seat while the world shrinks behind you.
Capricorn
"Orbit"
"We don't have to touch, 'cause close is close enough." Ruled by Saturn, you don't rush and you definitely don't grab—you observe, you study, you orbit. Your devotion looks like distance right up until the moment it doesn't.
Aquarius
"Different Religion" (feat. Model/Actriz)
This song is what it means to be an Aquarius: thinking in a paradigm the rest of the world finds a little alien. "I want to be saved by a different religion." You need your own doctrine on your own terms—but you still want to belong to something, because you're fixed, not free-floating.
Pisces
"Innocent Ways"
Sorry, Pisces, this one's a little bit of a roast. "I tried to save all of her innocent ways"—it's a sister song about loving someone through a journey you can't take for them. You've already been jaded, so you spend your love building a bumper around someone else's innocence. You'd take the fall for someone who hasn't even fallen yet.