‘Landman’ Season 2 Episode 8: Craziest Moments and Burning Questions, From Cami Risking it All to T.L.’s Therapy With an Exotic Dancer

SPOILER ALERT: This post contains spoilers from Season 2, Episode 8 of “Landman,” “Handsome Touched Me,” which premiered Sunday, Jan. 4, on Paramount+.

Well, “Landman” has returned after last week’s wacky and horny episode. Things have definitely taken a turn! The finances of M-Tex Oil are looking pretty dicey, but at least one member of the Norris family is finding success at the casino! Read on to break down all the action from this week.

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• Ugh, can you imagine a worse start to your morning than getting lectured by Nate (Colm Feore)?
• Tommy (Billy Bob Thornton) shows love for America by proudly not knowing a thing about its history. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
• “Am I talking to your fucking ghost?” Good early morning burn, Tommy.
• “It’s a curse my mind is sharp.” Damn, we’re not even two minutes into this episode, and T.L. (Sam Elliott) is making me tear up.
• I love this vulnerable side of Tommy and T.L.
• If Tommy and Angela (Ali Larter) negotiating money for sex isn’t true love, I don’t know what is.
• Tommy hiring an exotic dancer to teach his dad how to do physical therapy is…creative?
• Of course, Angela and Ainsley (Michelle Randolph) have taken the old folks to the strip club before.
• Damn, you know Angela can make some delicious (and dangerous) frozen cocktails with that margarita machine.
• Excellent George Strait needle drop.
• Why has Rebecca (Kayla Wallace) been in so many car crashes?!?
• I guess Angela is a … gambling phenom? Who knew?
• Brave man to hit on Cami (Demi Moore) while she’s reading alone at the bar.
• Eww gross … the man (Jay Huguley) touched her?!? Hands off!
• Yikes, Cami is so short with Tommy immediately. This meeting is not going to go well.
• Good on you, Charlie (Guy Burnet)! You sound very smart in a high-pressure situation.
• Cami trying to bring morality to the oil industry sure sounds nice, but she would be eaten alive. Listen to your advisors, Cami! You don’t get an award for sticking to your word.
• Oof — Charlie, good luck locating that impossible-to-find gas!
• Double oof, Charlie: “What a lonely woman you’re gonna be.” Cutting to the core!
• Aww, Cami opening up to Tommy feels nice. She’s got a lot going on, and he cares!
• Cheyenne (Francesca Xuereb) rocking the vanity license plate “Hot Lipps” is great.
• Ha, I love Nate catching a stray insult.
• Nice try, Dale (James Jordan)! You have rizz, but not T.L. levels of rizz.
• Tommy, it seems like you’re digging your own grave by seeing Gallino (Andy Garcia) behind Cami’s back. Not smart!
• Rebecca, Charlie cares about you enough to keep it real with you and challenge you. Don’t run from that!
• Margaret (Deidra Shanell) coming home post-makeover and immediately getting her husband (Bobby Ray Cauley Jr.) all excited was a cute button on that storyline.
• T.L. is so blissed out in the pool!
• “Can you ask T.L. if his hooker’s staying for supper?” — Angela, a perfect host.
• Alright, Dale — that was a fun, naughty joke. Here for it!
• T.L. wearing his jeans in the pool? Fashion icon.