India’s food industry told the Supreme Court that red warning labels will confuse shoppers who mistake sugar for meat. The industry's own packaging has used brown for that job since 2021. What follows is built entirely on a colour nobody actually uses anymore. India's food industry told the Supreme Court that red warning labels for sugar and fat would confuse shoppers who associate red with non-vegetarian food, a symbol that has actually been brown since 2021. A satirical look at an argument built on a colour nobody's packaging has used in five years.