Well, it’s the big day. The world’s eyes are trained on America, a nation that’s been hopelessly divided for as long as anyone can remember. But if we’re good for anything, it’s big, stupid spectacle, and that’s what we’re about to provide. It’s going to be noisy, it’s going to insult everyone’s intelligence, and it’s going to be impossible to ignore. Finally, the waiting is almost over, and we can finally watch the trailer for Lifetime’s new Christmas movie inspired by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s romance.