It is cuffing season again — Nature’s annual reminder that humans, like migratory birds and Delhi influencers, become deeply seasonal creatures. The temperature dips, the lighting gets forgiving, and suddenly everyone wants someone to sit beside them on a couch that otherwise feels aggressively large. Sensible people who have spent most of the year insisting they are “very happy alone” begin sprinting into temporary arrangements with the urgency of contestants on a dating show filmed entirely in December.